diff --git a/BannedSymbols.txt b/BannedSymbols.txt
index b842337..a3df73e 100644
--- a/BannedSymbols.txt
+++ b/BannedSymbols.txt
@@ -23,6 +23,14 @@ M:System.Threading.Tasks.Task.WaitAll;Use Task.WhenAll with await.
 M:System.Threading.Tasks.Task.WaitAny;Use Task.WhenAny with await.
 M:System.Threading.Tasks.Task.GetAwaiter;Await the task directly rather than blocking on the awaiter.
 
+## Request validation — FluentValidation arrives transitively with FastEndpoints and is
+## deliberately unused. A validator short-circuits before the handler and answers with
+## FastEndpoints' own envelope, which carries no ProblemDetails `code` — and the code is the only
+## part of an error the client branches on. Validation lives in the feature services, where it can
+## throw an exception the endpoint maps to a coded problem. See docs/adr/0008-fastendpoints.md.
+T:FastEndpoints.Validator`1;Validate in the feature service and map its exception to a coded problem; a Validator<T> answers with FastEndpoints' envelope, which has no `code`.
+T:FluentValidation.AbstractValidator`1;As above. FluentValidation is a transitive dependency of FastEndpoints, not a chosen one.
+
 ## Encoding — must be explicit, never the ambient codepage.
 P:System.Text.Encoding.Default;Specify the encoding explicitly; Encoding.Default varies by platform.
 
diff --git a/Directory.Packages.props b/Directory.Packages.props
index ff9358b..06507cb 100644
--- a/Directory.Packages.props
+++ b/Directory.Packages.props
@@ -16,6 +16,19 @@
     <PackageVersion Include="Microsoft.AspNetCore.Authentication.JwtBearer" Version="10.0.10" />
   </ItemGroup>
 
+  <ItemGroup Label="Endpoints">
+    <!--
+      FastEndpoints drags FluentValidation, JobQueues and Messaging in behind it. None of the
+      three are used: validation lives in the feature services and is banned from moving into a
+      Validator<T> (see BannedSymbols.txt and ADR 0008), and there is no message bus. They are
+      left as plain transitives rather than declared here, because declaring a transitive under
+      central transitive pinning is a standing promise to keep its version current, and these are
+      not ours to steer. Declare one only to force a version forward for an advisory, as the
+      group below does.
+    -->
+    <PackageVersion Include="FastEndpoints" Version="8.2.0" />
+  </ItemGroup>
+
   <ItemGroup Label="Pinned transitive dependencies">
     <!--
       Microsoft.AspNetCore.OpenApi 10.0.10 resolves Microsoft.OpenApi 2.0.0, which is
diff --git a/docs/adr/0002-minimal-apis.md b/docs/adr/0002-minimal-apis.md
index 4408389..391808b 100644
--- a/docs/adr/0002-minimal-apis.md
+++ b/docs/adr/0002-minimal-apis.md
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # ADR 0002 — Minimal APIs with explicitly registered feature modules
 
-- Status: accepted
+- Status: accepted; the endpoint-framework decision is superseded by [ADR 0008](0008-fastendpoints.md)
 - Date: 2026-07-28
 
 ## Context
@@ -48,3 +48,16 @@ capability negotiation:
   need and blur the one-endpoint-one-file structure that keeps the authz surface reviewable.
 - **Reflection-based endpoint discovery.** Convenient until a route silently disappears
   because an assembly was not loaded, or trimming removes it.
+
+## Superseded in part
+
+[ADR 0008](0008-fastendpoints.md) replaces minimal APIs with FastEndpoints. Everything else on this
+page still stands and is still the reason those endpoints look the way they do: the hard-coded
+`/api/v1` prefix, no `Asp.Versioning`, capability negotiation through `/api/v1/meta` and
+`/.well-known/dodossh-configuration`, and `DodoSSH.Contracts` as the client's real contract.
+
+The two mitigations above survive the change with their reasoning intact. Registration is still
+explicit rather than a reflection scan — 0008 feeds FastEndpoints a literal type list for the reason
+this page gives, and then some. The endpoint-inventory test is no longer a plan: it exists as of
+0008, and it matters more under a hand-maintained list than it did here, because a forgotten line is
+now the way a route goes missing.
diff --git a/docs/adr/0008-fastendpoints.md b/docs/adr/0008-fastendpoints.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f348dbd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/docs/adr/0008-fastendpoints.md
@@ -0,0 +1,129 @@
+# ADR 0008 — FastEndpoints instead of minimal APIs
+
+- Status: accepted
+- Date: 2026-07-30
+- Supersedes, in part: [ADR 0002](0002-minimal-apis.md)
+
+## Context
+
+[ADR 0002](0002-minimal-apis.md) chose minimal APIs grouped into feature modules. That has worked
+for the eight endpoints M1 ships, but the shape it produces — a static class per area holding
+static local functions, with route, policy, name and summary asserted in one fluent chain and the
+handler somewhere below it — does not obviously scale to the ~60 endpoints the API is planned to
+have. The specific costs are that a handler's dependencies are parameters rather than
+constructor-injected, that a group's `RequireAuthorization` sits far from the handler it governs,
+and that there is no type to hang an endpoint's own documentation on.
+
+FastEndpoints implements REPR: one class per endpoint, its route and authorization declared in
+`Configure()`, its dependencies injected, its handler a method on the same type.
+
+## Decision
+
+FastEndpoints 8.2.0, with the endpoint classes living in the same `Features/<Area>/` files the
+static modules occupied.
+
+Everything about the **wire** is unchanged, deliberately and verifiably: the same eight routes, the
+same verbs and route constraints, the same status codes, the same operation ids, and the same
+RFC 9457 problem bodies with the same `code` values. The existing HTTP test suite passes without a
+single edit.
+
+Five choices make that true, and each one is a place where the idiomatic FastEndpoints answer was
+rejected:
+
+- **Endpoints are registered from an explicit `List<Type>`**, not found by scanning. ADR 0002
+  rejected reflection discovery and the reason it gave applies with more force here, not less:
+  under `WebApplicationFactory` the scan reaches the test assembly, so an endpoint written in a
+  test would be registered into the host under test.
+- **Handlers keep returning `Results<Ok<T>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>`** as the endpoint's
+  response type, from `ExecuteAsync`. The union executes as an ordinary `IResult`, which is what
+  keeps problem bodies going through the host's serialiser and `IProblemDetailsService` — and what
+  keeps the compile-time record of which statuses each endpoint can produce. None of the `Send.*`
+  API is used.
+- **Validation stays in the feature services.** A `Validator<T>` short-circuits before the handler
+  and answers with FastEndpoints' own envelope, which carries no `code` — and the code is the only
+  part of an error the client branches on. Better than twenty tests assert a specific code on a 400.
+  This is banned in `BannedSymbols.txt` rather than merely avoided, because it is the single most
+  attractive wrong turn available: the framework's documentation leads straight to it and it looks
+  like an improvement.
+- **Request DTOs are bound from the JSON body only** (`BodyOnlyRequestBinder<T>`, installed for every
+  endpoint through `Config.Endpoints.Configurator`). FastEndpoints' default binder deserialises the
+  body and then writes route values, query-string parameters, headers, claims and cookies over the
+  top. Minimal APIs bound a body parameter from the body alone, so the default would have widened
+  every request on this API — `?cursor=…` overriding a pull cursor, and `?identityProviderToken=…`
+  letting an ID token travel in a URL, through every proxy log on the path.
+- **OpenAPI stays on `Microsoft.AspNetCore.OpenApi`.** `Description(b => b.WithName(…))` writes the
+  same operation ids, summaries and tags the minimal APIs wrote. It does not write the same
+  *parameters*: a route value read with `Route<T>()` is invisible to ApiExplorer, so the document
+  emitted `/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId}/sync/pull` with nothing declaring `vaultId` — a template
+  expression with no parameter, which the specification forbids and no client generator can fill in.
+  `RouteParameterTransformer` in `Setup/OpenApi.cs` puts them back, recovering the type from the
+  route constraint rather than guessing it from the name. `FastEndpoints.OpenApi` would auto-tag
+  every operation from the first path segment, advertise a bearer scheme that is not the OAuth2+PKCE
+  scheme this API actually uses, and inject a module initializer through a build target — all for a
+  `Summary()` mechanism we would not use.
+- **Full absolute routes on every endpoint**, no `Group<T>`. A group would save a repeated prefix
+  and cost three startup-time failure modes, one of which — applying the group's policy to all four
+  `/me` endpoints — would put `Enrolled` on `DELETE /devices` and turn today's 404 into a 403 with
+  no failing test.
+
+Two things about the surface did change, both on purpose:
+
+- **A request body that cannot be deserialised now answers with a problem document**
+  (`malformed-request`) rather than an empty 400. FastEndpoints' default for this path announces
+  `application/problem+json` while sending something else, and names the failing .NET type on the
+  wire — in a codebase that sets `IncludeErrorDetails = false` on the bearer handler precisely to
+  avoid that. `Config.Errors.ResponseBuilder` is replaced.
+- **`GET /_test_url_cache_` is answered 404 by middleware.** `UseFastEndpoints` maps it
+  unconditionally, in every environment, carrying neither a policy nor `AllowAnonymous`; it returns
+  the server's entire endpoint-name-to-route table. There is no switch to turn it off. Deny-by-
+  default means a caller must be authenticated to read it, which is not the same as it being
+  nobody's business. The middleware matches on the endpoint routing selected, not on the request
+  path — the first version compared the path with `StringComparison.Ordinal` and was therefore
+  bypassable at `/_TEST_URL_CACHE_`, which a single-spelling test happily certified.
+
+## Consequences
+
+- The endpoint-inventory test ADR 0002 promised now exists
+  (`tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/EndpointInventoryTests.cs`) and asserts the complete route set — verb,
+  pattern, operation id, tags, policies and anonymity. It is not optional under a hand-maintained
+  type list: a type left off `EndpointRegistration.cs` is otherwise a route that quietly does not
+  exist, with no compile error. It also brings `/api/v1/meta` and
+  `/.well-known/dodossh-configuration` into a suite a developer actually runs before pushing —
+  `DodoSSH.SystemTests` does fetch both anonymously, but only with a Docker daemon and several
+  containers. That matters because FastEndpoints authenticates by default and both routes are
+  unreachable-by-design if they 401.
+- FastEndpoints' serialiser is a **copy** of the host's JSON options, taken once while the pipeline
+  is built, and the copy is process-wide and undocumented. `AddDodoJson` still configures the host,
+  and `EndpointRegistration` applies the same settings to the copy explicitly rather than trusting
+  it. A second `WebApplicationFactory` in the same test process would silently inherit the first
+  host's JSON configuration; there is one host per assembly today, so this is inert — but it is the
+  kind of thing that costs an afternoon.
+- `FluentValidation`, `FastEndpoints.JobQueues` and `FastEndpoints.Messaging` are now in the
+  dependency graph and none of them is used. They are left as plain transitives.
+- [ADR 0005](0005-no-application-layer.md) still stands and needed no amendment. No mediator, no
+  behaviour pipeline, no validators and no mappers were introduced. An endpoint class replaced a
+  static local function and still calls the same feature service inline, so "reading an endpoint
+  means reading one file" is as true as it was — the file now holds two to four classes instead of
+  one, and the ~80-line rule that ADR 0005 sets for extracting a service is unaffected.
+- The explicit type list is, as it happens, also the AOT-supported path. The two scanning overloads
+  carry `[RequiresUnreferencedCode]`/`[RequiresDynamicCode]` and their message points at
+  `AddFastEndpoints(DiscoveredTypes.All)`; the `List<Type>` overload this uses carries neither. If
+  trimming ever becomes a requirement, `FastEndpoints.Generator` produces that same list from source
+  and nothing else here has to change.
+
+### Rejected
+
+- **Assembly-scanning discovery** (`AddFastEndpoints()`), for the reasons above.
+- **`Validator<T>` / FluentValidation**, which would replace every coded 400 with an uncoded one.
+- **FastEndpoints' `ErrorResponse` and its `ProblemDetails`.** Neither carries a `code`; the latter
+  also points `type` at RFC 7231 anchors and makes `errors` an array of objects.
+- **The default request binder.** Its extra binding sources are not a feature this API wants, and
+  the one that matters is not obvious from reading an endpoint: nothing in a `Configure()` method
+  hints that the query string can reach the DTO. Rejected globally rather than per endpoint so that
+  a future endpoint cannot opt into it by forgetting.
+- **`FastEndpoints.OpenApi`**, and **`Group<T>` route prefixes**, and **the `Send.*` response API**.
+- **Staying on minimal APIs.** Defensible — the objection is to a shape that has not hurt yet. The
+  reason not to wait is that this migration is cheap at eight endpoints and gets linearly more
+  expensive, and the contract hazards it surfaced — `/_test_url_cache_`, the query-string binding
+  widening, and a strict unmapped-member rule that turned out to have no test at all — were worth
+  finding either way.
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/DodoSSH.Api.csproj b/src/DodoSSH.Api/DodoSSH.Api.csproj
index b92bf3d..5f18051 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/DodoSSH.Api.csproj
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/DodoSSH.Api.csproj
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
   </ItemGroup>
 
   <ItemGroup>
+    <PackageReference Include="FastEndpoints" />
     <PackageReference Include="Microsoft.AspNetCore.OpenApi" />
     <PackageReference Include="Microsoft.AspNetCore.Authentication.JwtBearer" />
   </ItemGroup>
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Identity/IdentityEndpoints.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Identity/IdentityEndpoints.cs
index ac945b5..fb8cab0 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Identity/IdentityEndpoints.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Identity/IdentityEndpoints.cs
@@ -1,88 +1,86 @@
 using DodoSSH.Api.Authorization;
 using DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 using DodoSSH.Contracts;
+using FastEndpoints;
 using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Http.HttpResults;
 
 namespace DodoSSH.Api.Features.Identity;
 
 /// <summary>
-/// The caller's own identity: profile, unlock state and enrollment.
+/// The caller's own profile, unlock state and reachable vaults.
 /// </summary>
 /// <remarks>
-/// The group runs under <see cref="Auth.AuthenticatedPolicy"/> rather than
-/// <see cref="Auth.EnrolledPolicy"/>, and must: <c>GET /</c> and <c>POST /enrollment</c> are how a client
-/// discovers that it needs to enroll and then does so, so gating them on enrollment would make enrollment
-/// unreachable. <c>POST /devices</c> is the exception and adds the stricter policy itself.
+/// This is the first authenticated call a client makes and the only one that works before enrollment,
+/// so it must answer "what do I do next" — either enroll, or unlock with these parameters and open
+/// these vaults.
 /// </remarks>
-internal static class IdentityEndpoints
+internal sealed class GetMeEndpoint(ICurrentUserContext currentUser, IdentityService identity)
+    : EndpointWithoutRequest<Ok<MeResponse>>
 {
-    internal static IEndpointRouteBuilder MapIdentityEndpoints(this IEndpointRouteBuilder app)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
     {
-        var group = app.MapGroup("/api/v1/me")
-            .RequireAuthorization(Auth.AuthenticatedPolicy)
-            .WithTags("Identity");
+        // No trailing slash. The desktop client sends exactly "/api/v1/me".
+        Get("/api/v1/me");
 
-        group.MapGet("/", GetMeAsync)
+        // Authenticated rather than enrolled, and must be: this is how a client discovers that it
+        // needs to enroll, so gating it on enrollment would make enrollment unreachable.
+        Policies(Auth.AuthenticatedPolicy);
+
+        Description(b => b
             .WithName("GetMe")
-            .WithSummary("The caller's profile, enrollment state and reachable vaults.");
-
-        group.MapPost("/enrollment", EnrollAsync)
-            .WithName("Enroll")
-            .WithSummary("Publishes the caller's first identity key and creates their personal vault.");
-
-        // The one endpoint in this group that does require enrollment, and it says so itself rather than
-        // relying on the group. You cannot wrap a bundle to a device before you have a bundle, and the
-        // authorization handler turns the unmet requirement into "enrollment-required" — a better answer
-        // than a 400 from validation about state the caller could not have known.
-        group.MapPost("/devices", RegisterDeviceAsync)
-            .RequireAuthorization(Auth.EnrolledPolicy)
-            .WithName("RegisterDevice")
-            .WithSummary("Registers a device key so this machine can unlock without the passphrase.");
-
-        // On the group's ordinary policy, unlike registering. Registering needs a bundle to seal, so
-        // demanding enrollment says something true; revoking needs nothing but the account, and a user whose
-        // enrollment state is somehow in doubt is exactly who should still be able to withdraw a laptop they
-        // have lost. Not enrolled means no devices, which this answers as 404 and no harm done.
-        group.MapDelete("/devices/{deviceId:guid}", RevokeDeviceAsync)
-            .WithName("RevokeDevice")
-            .WithSummary("Withdraws a device key, so that machine can no longer unlock without the passphrase.");
-
-        return app;
+            .WithSummary("The caller's profile, enrollment state and reachable vaults.")
+            .WithTags("Identity"));
     }
 
-    private static async Task<Ok<MeResponse>> GetMeAsync(
-        ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
-        IdentityService identity,
-        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override async Task<Ok<MeResponse>> ExecuteAsync(CancellationToken ct)
     {
         // Provisioning happens here, on the first authenticated request, keyed on (issuer, subject).
-        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
-        return TypedResults.Ok(
-            await identity.GetMeAsync(user, cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false));
+        return TypedResults.Ok(await identity.GetMeAsync(user, ct).ConfigureAwait(false));
+    }
+}
+
+/// <summary>Publishes the caller's first identity key and creates their personal vault.</summary>
+internal sealed class EnrollEndpoint(ICurrentUserContext currentUser, EnrollmentService enrollment)
+    : Endpoint<EnrollmentRequest, Results<Ok<EnrollmentResponse>, ProblemHttpResult>>
+{
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
+    {
+        Post("/api/v1/me/enrollment");
+
+        // Authenticated rather than enrolled, for the reason GetMe gives: this is the call that stops
+        // a caller needing enrollment.
+        Policies(Auth.AuthenticatedPolicy);
+
+        Description(b => b
+            .WithName("Enroll")
+            .WithSummary("Publishes the caller's first identity key and creates their personal vault.")
+            .WithTags("Identity"));
     }
 
-    private static async Task<Results<Ok<EnrollmentResponse>, ProblemHttpResult>> EnrollAsync(
-        EnrollmentRequest request,
-        ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
-        EnrollmentService enrollment,
-        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override async Task<Results<Ok<EnrollmentResponse>, ProblemHttpResult>> ExecuteAsync(
+        EnrollmentRequest req,
+        CancellationToken ct)
     {
-        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
         try
         {
             // 200 rather than 201. A retry of an identical request returns the same body, so there
             // is no single moment of creation to point a Location header at, and the client already
             // knows the vault id — it chose it.
-            var response = await enrollment.EnrollAsync(user, request, cancellationToken)
-                .ConfigureAwait(false);
+            var response = await enrollment.EnrollAsync(user, req, ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
             return TypedResults.Ok(response);
         }
         catch (EnrollmentInvalidException exception)
         {
-            return Problem(
+            return Problems.Coded(
                 StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest,
                 ProblemCodes.InvalidEnrollment,
                 exception.Message);
@@ -91,71 +89,109 @@ internal static class IdentityEndpoints
         {
             // 400, not 401: the access token authenticated the caller perfectly well. What failed is
             // the separate assertion they supplied about their own keys, which is request content.
-            return Problem(
+            return Problems.Coded(
                 StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest,
                 ProblemCodes.IdentityBindingInvalid,
                 exception.Message);
         }
         catch (AlreadyEnrolledException exception)
         {
-            return Problem(
+            return Problems.Coded(
                 StatusCodes.Status409Conflict,
                 ProblemCodes.AlreadyEnrolled,
                 exception.Message);
         }
     }
+}
 
-    /// <remarks>
-    /// 200 rather than 201, for the reason enrollment gives: re-registering the same public key returns the
-    /// existing device, so there is no single moment of creation to point a Location header at.
-    /// </remarks>
-    private static async Task<Results<Ok<RegisterDeviceResponse>, ProblemHttpResult>> RegisterDeviceAsync(
-        RegisterDeviceRequest request,
-        ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
-        DeviceService devices,
-        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+/// <summary>Registers a device key so this machine can unlock without the passphrase.</summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// 200 rather than 201, for the reason enrollment gives: re-registering the same public key returns the
+/// existing device, so there is no single moment of creation to point a Location header at.
+/// </remarks>
+internal sealed class RegisterDeviceEndpoint(ICurrentUserContext currentUser, DeviceService devices)
+    : Endpoint<RegisterDeviceRequest, Results<Ok<RegisterDeviceResponse>, ProblemHttpResult>>
+{
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
     {
-        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        Post("/api/v1/me/devices");
+
+        // The one endpoint in this area that does require enrollment. You cannot wrap a bundle to a
+        // device before you have a bundle, and the authorization handler turns the unmet requirement
+        // into "enrollment-required" — a better answer than a 400 from validation about state the
+        // caller could not have known.
+        Policies(Auth.AuthenticatedPolicy, Auth.EnrolledPolicy);
+
+        Description(b => b
+            .WithName("RegisterDevice")
+            .WithSummary("Registers a device key so this machine can unlock without the passphrase.")
+            .WithTags("Identity"));
+    }
+
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override async Task<Results<Ok<RegisterDeviceResponse>, ProblemHttpResult>> ExecuteAsync(
+        RegisterDeviceRequest req,
+        CancellationToken ct)
+    {
+        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
         try
         {
-            var response = await devices.RegisterAsync(user, request, cancellationToken)
-                .ConfigureAwait(false);
+            var response = await devices.RegisterAsync(user, req, ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
             return TypedResults.Ok(response);
         }
         catch (DeviceRegistrationInvalidException exception)
         {
-            return Problem(
+            return Problems.Coded(
                 StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest,
                 ProblemCodes.InvalidDeviceRegistration,
                 exception.Message);
         }
     }
+}
 
-    /// <remarks>
-    /// 404 for a device that is not there, rather than a bland 204. A revocation is one of the few calls
-    /// where succeeding on a typo would be a real disservice — "revoked" is what the user reads, and reading
-    /// it about the wrong id is worse than being told to look again. Clients that are only driving towards
-    /// "this machine cannot unlock" can treat 404 as having arrived, which is what the desktop client does.
-    /// </remarks>
-    private static async Task<Results<NoContent, NotFound>> RevokeDeviceAsync(
-        Guid deviceId,
-        ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
-        DeviceService devices,
-        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+/// <summary>Withdraws a device key, so that machine can no longer unlock without the passphrase.</summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// 404 for a device that is not there, rather than a bland 204. A revocation is one of the few calls
+/// where succeeding on a typo would be a real disservice — "revoked" is what the user reads, and reading
+/// it about the wrong id is worse than being told to look again. Clients that are only driving towards
+/// "this machine cannot unlock" can treat 404 as having arrived, which is what the desktop client does.
+/// </remarks>
+internal sealed class RevokeDeviceEndpoint(ICurrentUserContext currentUser, DeviceService devices)
+    : EndpointWithoutRequest<Results<NoContent, NotFound>>
+{
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
     {
-        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        Delete("/api/v1/me/devices/{deviceId:guid}");
 
-        var revoked = await devices.RevokeAsync(user, deviceId, cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        // Authenticated, not enrolled, unlike registering. Registering needs a bundle to seal, so
+        // demanding enrollment says something true; revoking needs nothing but the account, and a user
+        // whose enrollment state is somehow in doubt is exactly who should still be able to withdraw a
+        // laptop they have lost. Not enrolled means no devices, which this answers as 404 and no harm
+        // done.
+        Policies(Auth.AuthenticatedPolicy);
+
+        Description(b => b
+            .WithName("RevokeDevice")
+            .WithSummary("Withdraws a device key, so that machine can no longer unlock without the passphrase.")
+            .WithTags("Identity"));
+    }
+
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override async Task<Results<NoContent, NotFound>> ExecuteAsync(CancellationToken ct)
+    {
+        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
+
+        // Read from the route rather than bound onto a request DTO: this request has no body, and
+        // inventing a type to hold one route value — or adding the id to a shared contract record —
+        // would put a routing concern in the client's contract.
+        var deviceId = Route<Guid>("deviceId");
+
+        var revoked = await devices.RevokeAsync(user, deviceId, ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
         return revoked ? TypedResults.NoContent() : TypedResults.NotFound();
     }
-
-    private static ProblemHttpResult Problem(int statusCode, string code, string detail) =>
-        TypedResults.Problem(
-            detail: detail,
-            statusCode: statusCode,
-            type: ProblemCodes.TypeBaseUri + code,
-            extensions: new Dictionary<string, object?>(StringComparer.Ordinal) { ["code"] = code });
 }
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Meta/MetaEndpoints.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Meta/MetaEndpoints.cs
index 43af9c9..3533372 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Meta/MetaEndpoints.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Meta/MetaEndpoints.cs
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ using System.Reflection;
 using DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 using DodoSSH.Contracts;
 using DodoSSH.Crypto;
+using FastEndpoints;
 using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Http.HttpResults;
 using Microsoft.Extensions.Options;
 
@@ -15,7 +16,11 @@ namespace DodoSSH.Api.Features.Meta;
 /// the normal case for self-hosted software — a client needs to ask what this particular server
 /// supports rather than assume. See ADR 0002.
 /// </remarks>
-internal static class MetaEndpoints
+internal sealed class GetMetaEndpoint(
+    IOptions<SyncOptions> sync,
+    IOptions<RelayOptions> relay,
+    IOptions<ServerOptions> server)
+    : EndpointWithoutRequest<Ok<MetaResponse>>
 {
     /// <summary>Sync semantics version. Bumped when push or pull behaviour changes.</summary>
     internal const int SyncProtocolVersion = 1;
@@ -23,27 +28,23 @@ internal static class MetaEndpoints
     /// <summary>Feature flag for the relay.</summary>
     internal const string RelayFeature = "relay";
 
-    internal static IEndpointRouteBuilder MapMetaEndpoints(this IEndpointRouteBuilder app)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
     {
+        Get("/api/v1/meta");
+
         // Anonymous by necessity: a client must be able to discover how to authenticate before it
-        // can authenticate.
-        app.MapGet("/api/v1/meta", GetMeta)
-            .AllowAnonymous()
+        // can authenticate. Load-bearing rather than decorative — FastEndpoints authenticates every
+        // endpoint that does not say otherwise, so removing this line is a 401 nobody can recover from.
+        AllowAnonymous();
+
+        Description(b => b
             .WithName("GetMeta")
-            .WithSummary("Server capabilities, versions and limits.");
-
-        app.MapGet("/.well-known/dodossh-configuration", GetConfiguration)
-            .AllowAnonymous()
-            .WithName("GetDodoSshConfiguration")
-            .WithSummary("Everything a client needs to begin authenticating, from one URL.");
-
-        return app;
+            .WithSummary("Server capabilities, versions and limits."));
     }
 
-    private static Ok<MetaResponse> GetMeta(
-        IOptions<SyncOptions> sync,
-        IOptions<RelayOptions> relay,
-        IOptions<ServerOptions> server)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override Task<Ok<MetaResponse>> ExecuteAsync(CancellationToken ct)
     {
         List<string> features = ["teams"];
         if (relay.Value.Enabled)
@@ -51,7 +52,7 @@ internal static class MetaEndpoints
             features.Add(RelayFeature);
         }
 
-        return TypedResults.Ok(new MetaResponse(
+        return Task.FromResult(TypedResults.Ok(new MetaResponse(
             ServerVersion: ServerVersion,
             ApiVersions: [1],
             SyncProtocolVersion: SyncProtocolVersion,
@@ -60,17 +61,48 @@ internal static class MetaEndpoints
             MinClientVersion: server.Value.MinClientVersion,
             MaxOperationsPerPush: sync.Value.MaxOperationsPerPush,
             MaxPayloadBytes: sync.Value.MaxPayloadBytes,
-            MaxItemPayloadBytes: sync.Value.MaxItemPayloadBytes));
+            MaxItemPayloadBytes: sync.Value.MaxItemPayloadBytes)));
     }
 
-    private static Ok<DodoSshConfiguration> GetConfiguration(
-        IOptions<OidcOptions> oidc,
-        IOptions<RelayOptions> relay,
-        IOptions<ServerOptions> server)
+    private static string ServerVersion { get; } =
+        typeof(GetMetaEndpoint).Assembly
+            .GetCustomAttribute<AssemblyInformationalVersionAttribute>()?.InformationalVersion
+        ?? "0.0.0";
+}
+
+/// <summary>
+/// Everything a client needs to begin authenticating, from one URL.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// This <em>is</em> the onboarding story: the user types one server URL and the client discovers the
+/// identity provider, the client id and the relay from here. See ADR 0002.
+/// </remarks>
+internal sealed class GetDodoSshConfigurationEndpoint(
+    IOptions<OidcOptions> oidc,
+    IOptions<RelayOptions> relay,
+    IOptions<ServerOptions> server)
+    : EndpointWithoutRequest<Ok<DodoSshConfiguration>>
+{
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
+    {
+        Get("/.well-known/dodossh-configuration");
+
+        // Anonymous for the same reason as /api/v1/meta, and more so: this is the document that says
+        // where the identity provider is.
+        AllowAnonymous();
+
+        Description(b => b
+            .WithName("GetDodoSshConfiguration")
+            .WithSummary("Everything a client needs to begin authenticating, from one URL."));
+    }
+
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override Task<Ok<DodoSshConfiguration>> ExecuteAsync(CancellationToken ct)
     {
         var relayOptions = relay.Value;
 
-        return TypedResults.Ok(new DodoSshConfiguration(
+        return Task.FromResult(TypedResults.Ok(new DodoSshConfiguration(
             ApiBaseUrl: new Uri(server.Value.PublicBaseUrl, UriKind.Absolute),
             Oidc: new OidcConfiguration(
                 Authority: new Uri(oidc.Value.Authority, UriKind.Absolute),
@@ -81,11 +113,6 @@ internal static class MetaEndpoints
                 Enabled: relayOptions.Enabled,
                 WebSocketUrl: relayOptions.Enabled && relayOptions.WebSocketUrl is not null
                     ? new Uri(relayOptions.WebSocketUrl, UriKind.Absolute)
-                    : null)));
+                    : null))));
     }
-
-    private static string ServerVersion { get; } =
-        typeof(MetaEndpoints).Assembly
-            .GetCustomAttribute<AssemblyInformationalVersionAttribute>()?.InformationalVersion
-        ?? "0.0.0";
 }
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Sync/SyncEndpoints.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Sync/SyncEndpoints.cs
index 837a2f3..bf402da 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Sync/SyncEndpoints.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Features/Sync/SyncEndpoints.cs
@@ -2,56 +2,57 @@ using DodoSSH.Api.Authorization;
 using DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 using DodoSSH.Contracts;
 using DodoSSH.Domain.Authorization;
+using FastEndpoints;
 using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Http.HttpResults;
 
 namespace DodoSSH.Api.Features.Sync;
 
 /// <summary>
-/// The vault write path, and the delta read that pairs with it.
+/// The delta read that pairs with the vault write path.
 /// </summary>
 /// <remarks>
 /// Push is the <em>only</em> way vault items change; there are no per-entity POST, PUT or DELETE
 /// endpoints. One place therefore enforces revisions, the change log and access control, which
 /// halves both the endpoint count and the authorization surface. See ADR 0003.
 /// </remarks>
-internal static class SyncEndpoints
+internal sealed class SyncPullEndpoint(
+    ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
+    IVaultAccessService vaultAccess,
+    SyncService sync)
+    : Endpoint<SyncPullRequest, Results<Ok<SyncPullResponse>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>>
 {
-    internal static IEndpointRouteBuilder MapSyncEndpoints(this IEndpointRouteBuilder app)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
     {
+        // POST rather than GET: the filters live in the body, cursors are opaque, and no caching is
+        // wanted. Non-mutating despite the verb.
+        Post("/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId:guid}/sync/pull");
+
         // Enrolled, not merely authenticated. A caller with no identity key holds no vault key
         // either, so it can neither produce ciphertext anyone can read nor read what is there.
         // Serving it would look like corruption; refusing with a code it can act on does not.
-        var group = app.MapGroup("/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId:guid}/sync")
-            .RequireAuthorization(Auth.EnrolledPolicy)
-            .WithTags("Sync");
+        Policies(Auth.EnrolledPolicy);
 
-        // POST rather than GET: the filters live in the body, cursors are opaque, and no caching is
-        // wanted. Non-mutating despite the verb.
-        group.MapPost("/pull", PullAsync)
+        Description(b => b
             .WithName("SyncPull")
-            .WithSummary("Reads vault changes after a cursor.");
-
-        group.MapPost("/push", PushAsync)
-            .WithName("SyncPush")
-            .WithSummary("Applies a batch of vault changes.");
-
-        return app;
+            .WithSummary("Reads vault changes after a cursor.")
+            .WithTags("Sync"));
     }
 
-    private static async Task<Results<Ok<SyncPullResponse>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>> PullAsync(
-        Guid vaultId,
-        SyncPullRequest request,
-        ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
-        IVaultAccessService vaultAccess,
-        SyncService sync,
-        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override async Task<Results<Ok<SyncPullResponse>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>> ExecuteAsync(
+        SyncPullRequest req,
+        CancellationToken ct)
     {
-        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
-        var access = await vaultAccess.ResolveAsync(user.Id, vaultId, cancellationToken)
+        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        var access = await vaultAccess
+            .ResolveAsync(user.Id, Route<Guid>("vaultId"), ct)
             .ConfigureAwait(false);
 
         // 404 rather than 403, and identically for "absent" and "forbidden": distinguishing them is
-        // an existence oracle for other tenants' vault ids.
+        // an existence oracle for other tenants' vault ids. Decided before the cursor is looked at,
+        // so a cursor minted for a vault the caller cannot see answers "no such vault" rather than
+        // confirming the cursor was well-formed.
         if (!access.Granted || !access.Permissions.HasFlag(PermissionFlags.Read))
         {
             return TypedResults.NotFound();
@@ -59,27 +60,51 @@ internal static class SyncEndpoints
 
         try
         {
-            var response = await sync.PullAsync(access.Vault!, request, cancellationToken)
-                .ConfigureAwait(false);
+            var response = await sync.PullAsync(access.Vault!, req, ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
             return TypedResults.Ok(response);
         }
         catch (InvalidCursorException exception)
         {
-            return Problem(StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest, ProblemCodes.InvalidCursor, exception.Message);
+            return Problems.Coded(
+                StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest, ProblemCodes.InvalidCursor, exception.Message);
         }
     }
+}
 
-    private static async Task<Results<Ok<SyncPushResponse>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>> PushAsync(
-        Guid vaultId,
-        SyncPushRequest request,
-        ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
-        IVaultAccessService vaultAccess,
-        SyncService sync,
-        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+/// <summary>
+/// The vault write path.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// See <see cref="SyncPullEndpoint"/> and ADR 0003 for why every mutation arrives here.
+/// </remarks>
+internal sealed class SyncPushEndpoint(
+    ICurrentUserContext currentUser,
+    IVaultAccessService vaultAccess,
+    SyncService sync)
+    : Endpoint<SyncPushRequest, Results<Ok<SyncPushResponse>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>>
+{
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override void Configure()
     {
-        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(cancellationToken).ConfigureAwait(false);
-        var access = await vaultAccess.ResolveAsync(user.Id, vaultId, cancellationToken)
+        Post("/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId:guid}/sync/push");
+
+        Policies(Auth.EnrolledPolicy);
+
+        Description(b => b
+            .WithName("SyncPush")
+            .WithSummary("Applies a batch of vault changes.")
+            .WithTags("Sync"));
+    }
+
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public override async Task<Results<Ok<SyncPushResponse>, NotFound, ProblemHttpResult>> ExecuteAsync(
+        SyncPushRequest req,
+        CancellationToken ct)
+    {
+        var user = await currentUser.GetOrProvisionAsync(ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        var access = await vaultAccess
+            .ResolveAsync(user.Id, Route<Guid>("vaultId"), ct)
             .ConfigureAwait(false);
 
         if (!access.Granted || !access.Permissions.HasFlag(PermissionFlags.Read))
@@ -90,7 +115,7 @@ internal static class SyncEndpoints
         // Read but not Write: the vault exists and is visible, so 403 leaks nothing here.
         if (!access.Permissions.HasFlag(PermissionFlags.Write))
         {
-            return Problem(
+            return Problems.Coded(
                 StatusCodes.Status403Forbidden,
                 ProblemCodes.Forbidden,
                 "You do not have permission to modify this vault.");
@@ -100,28 +125,21 @@ internal static class SyncEndpoints
         {
             // 200 even when individual operations failed. Per-operation status is in the body, so a
             // single stale item cannot block everything else a client queued while offline.
-            var response = await sync.PushAsync(access.Vault!, user.Id, request, cancellationToken)
-                .ConfigureAwait(false);
+            var response = await sync.PushAsync(access.Vault!, user.Id, req, ct).ConfigureAwait(false);
 
             return TypedResults.Ok(response);
         }
         catch (PushBatchTooLargeException exception)
         {
-            return Problem(
+            return Problems.Coded(
                 StatusCodes.Status413PayloadTooLarge,
                 ProblemCodes.PushBatchTooLarge,
                 exception.Message);
         }
         catch (PushBatchInvalidException exception)
         {
-            return Problem(StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest, ProblemCodes.PushBatchTooLarge, exception.Message);
+            return Problems.Coded(
+                StatusCodes.Status400BadRequest, ProblemCodes.PushBatchTooLarge, exception.Message);
         }
     }
-
-    private static ProblemHttpResult Problem(int statusCode, string code, string detail) =>
-        TypedResults.Problem(
-            detail: detail,
-            statusCode: statusCode,
-            type: ProblemCodes.TypeBaseUri + code,
-            extensions: new Dictionary<string, object?>(StringComparer.Ordinal) { ["code"] = code });
 }
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Program.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Program.cs
index 8ff20b1..901e85c 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Program.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Program.cs
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ builder.Services.AddDodoJson();
 builder.Services.AddDodoOptions();
 builder.Services.AddDodoPersistence(builder.Configuration);
 builder.Services.AddDodoAuthentication();
+builder.Services.AddDodoEndpoints();
 builder.Services.AddDodoOpenApi();
 builder.Services.AddDodoHealthChecks();
 
@@ -22,6 +23,8 @@ builder.Services.AddDodoHealthChecks();
 // TimeProvider so time can be faked in tests.
 builder.Services.AddSingleton(TimeProvider.System);
 
+// FastEndpoints registers this too. Kept because CurrentUserContext needs it on its own merits, and
+// the registration would be silently lost the day the endpoint framework changed again.
 builder.Services.AddHttpContextAccessor();
 builder.Services.AddScoped<ICurrentUserContext, CurrentUserContext>();
 builder.Services.AddScoped<IVaultAccessService, VaultAccessService>();
@@ -48,6 +51,8 @@ var app = builder.Build();
 // produces redirect loops behind a proxy. HTTPS in development comes from the
 // launch profile instead.
 
+app.BlockFastEndpointsRouteTable();
+
 app.UseAuthentication();
 app.UseAuthorization();
 
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Auth.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Auth.cs
index 2bbc978..13df96d 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Auth.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Auth.cs
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Authentication.JwtBearer;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Authorization;
 using Microsoft.Extensions.Options;
 using Microsoft.IdentityModel.Tokens;
 
@@ -54,24 +55,34 @@ internal static class Auth
                 options.MapInboundClaims = false;
             });
 
-        services.AddAuthorization(options =>
-        {
-            options.AddPolicy(AuthenticatedPolicy, policy => policy.RequireAuthenticatedUser());
-
-            // Enrollment state lives in the database, so this is satisfied by EnrolledHandler.
-            // An unmet EnrolledRequirement is rewritten into a ProblemDetails carrying
-            // "enrollment-required" by DodoAuthorizationResultHandler, because an empty 403 cannot
-            // tell a client whether the problem is theirs to fix.
-            options.AddPolicy(
-                EnrolledPolicy,
-                policy => policy
-                    .RequireAuthenticatedUser()
-                    .AddRequirements(new Authorization.EnrolledRequirement()));
-
-            // Deny by default: an endpoint without an explicit policy still requires a caller.
-            options.FallbackPolicy = options.GetPolicy(AuthenticatedPolicy);
-        });
+        services.AddAuthorization(AddDodoPolicies);
 
         return services;
     }
+
+    private static void AddDodoPolicies(AuthorizationOptions options)
+    {
+        options.AddPolicy(AuthenticatedPolicy, policy => policy.RequireAuthenticatedUser());
+
+        // Enrollment state lives in the database, so this is satisfied by EnrolledHandler.
+        // An unmet EnrolledRequirement is rewritten into a ProblemDetails carrying
+        // "enrollment-required" by DodoAuthorizationResultHandler, because an empty 403 cannot
+        // tell a client whether the problem is theirs to fix.
+        options.AddPolicy(
+            EnrolledPolicy,
+            policy => policy
+                .RequireAuthenticatedUser()
+                .AddRequirements(new Authorization.EnrolledRequirement()));
+
+        // Deny by default: an endpoint without an explicit policy still requires a caller.
+        options.FallbackPolicy = options.GetPolicy(AuthenticatedPolicy);
+
+        // The same policy again, as the default rather than the fallback. FastEndpoints attaches
+        // authorization metadata to every endpoint that is not AllowAnonymous, and an endpoint that
+        // carries metadata is covered by the default policy rather than the fallback — so the
+        // fallback is no longer what secures the API. Setting both to the same policy keeps them
+        // from drifting, because tightening one and not the other would protect half the surface
+        // and look like it had protected all of it.
+        options.DefaultPolicy = options.GetPolicy(AuthenticatedPolicy)!;
+    }
 }
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/EndpointRegistration.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/EndpointRegistration.cs
index 39101d0..2b8eccd 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/EndpointRegistration.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/EndpointRegistration.cs
@@ -1,32 +1,143 @@
 using DodoSSH.Api.Features.Identity;
 using DodoSSH.Api.Features.Meta;
 using DodoSSH.Api.Features.Sync;
+using DodoSSH.Contracts;
+using FastEndpoints;
 
 namespace DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 
 /// <summary>
-/// The single, explicit list of every endpoint module.
+/// The single, explicit list of every endpoint.
 /// </summary>
 /// <remarks>
-/// Deliberately not reflection-based discovery. Explicit registration gives predictable startup,
-/// survives trimming, and makes every route greppable — and a route that silently disappears
-/// because an assembly was not scanned is a genuinely nasty failure. The cost is one line per
-/// module.
+/// FastEndpoints can find endpoints by scanning assemblies. It is deliberately not asked to. Explicit
+/// registration gives predictable startup, survives trimming, and makes every route greppable from one
+/// file — and a route that silently disappears because an assembly was not scanned is a genuinely nasty
+/// failure. Scanning is worse here than in general: under <c>WebApplicationFactory</c> the scan reaches
+/// the test assembly too, so an endpoint written in a test would be registered into the host under test.
+/// The cost is one line per endpoint, and a line forgotten is a route missing with no compile error —
+/// which is what <c>EndpointInventoryTests</c> exists to catch.
 /// </remarks>
 internal static class EndpointRegistration
 {
+    /// <summary>
+    /// The route template FastEndpoints maps whether or not it is wanted.
+    /// </summary>
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// The registered template, not a request path: it is matched against what routing selected rather
+    /// than against anything a caller typed. FastEndpoints registers it without a leading slash.
+    /// </remarks>
+    private const string RouteTableTemplate = "_test_url_cache_";
+
+    internal static IServiceCollection AddDodoEndpoints(this IServiceCollection services) =>
+        services.AddFastEndpoints(new List<Type>
+        {
+            typeof(GetMetaEndpoint),
+            typeof(GetDodoSshConfigurationEndpoint),
+            typeof(GetMeEndpoint),
+            typeof(EnrollEndpoint),
+            typeof(RegisterDeviceEndpoint),
+            typeof(RevokeDeviceEndpoint),
+            typeof(SyncPullEndpoint),
+            typeof(SyncPushEndpoint),
+
+            // Registered as each feature lands:
+            //   Identity   — key rotation, passphrase change
+            //   Directory  — public-key lookup
+            //   Vaults     — grants, rekey, ACL
+            //   Relay      — tickets and the WebSocket
+            //   Teams, Audit, Admin
+        });
+
+    /// <summary>Hides the endpoint listing FastEndpoints publishes at <c>GET /_test_url_cache_</c>.</summary>
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// <para>
+    /// <c>UseFastEndpoints</c> maps that route unconditionally, in every environment, carrying neither a
+    /// policy nor <c>AllowAnonymous</c>. It answers with every endpoint class name and route template the
+    /// server knows, to back a test helper this repository does not use, and there is no switch to turn
+    /// it off. The deny-by-default policy means a caller has to be authenticated to read it, which is not
+    /// the same as it being nobody's business.
+    /// </para>
+    /// <para>
+    /// This asks routing which endpoint it selected rather than comparing the request path, because the
+    /// path cannot be compared correctly by hand: routing matches literal segments case-insensitively
+    /// and tolerates a trailing slash, so <c>/_TEST_URL_CACHE_</c> and <c>/_test_url_cache_/</c> reach
+    /// the same endpoint as the canonical spelling. A hand-written comparison that agrees with the
+    /// matcher on Monday is a bypass on Tuesday. <c>WebApplication</c> inserts <c>UseRouting</c> ahead of
+    /// every middleware registered here, so the selected endpoint is already available; short-circuiting
+    /// before <c>UseEndpoints</c> is what keeps the answer independent of registration order.
+    /// </para>
+    /// </remarks>
+    internal static WebApplication BlockFastEndpointsRouteTable(this WebApplication app)
+    {
+        app.Use(static async (context, next) =>
+        {
+            if (context.GetEndpoint() is RouteEndpoint selected
+                && string.Equals(
+                    selected.RoutePattern.RawText?.Trim('/'),
+                    RouteTableTemplate,
+                    StringComparison.Ordinal))
+            {
+                context.Response.StatusCode = StatusCodes.Status404NotFound;
+                return;
+            }
+
+            await next(context).ConfigureAwait(false);
+        });
+
+        return app;
+    }
+
     internal static WebApplication MapDodoEndpoints(this WebApplication app)
     {
-        app.MapMetaEndpoints();
-        app.MapIdentityEndpoints();
-        app.MapSyncEndpoints();
+        app.UseFastEndpoints(config =>
+        {
+            // Every route is written out in full in its own Configure(). A global prefix would rewrite
+            // all of them at once, and /.well-known/ is not under /api at all.
+            config.Endpoints.RoutePrefix = null;
+
+            // FastEndpoints serialises through its own copy of the host's JsonOptions, taken implicitly
+            // at this point. Applied again explicitly because that copy is undocumented, and Setup/Json.cs
+            // records what silent JSON drift on this exact surface already cost once.
+            DodoSshJsonContext.ApplyTo(config.Serializer.Options);
+
+            // A body that will not deserialise is answered here, before any handler runs. The default
+            // body is not a problem document despite the media type it claims, and it names the failing
+            // .NET type; Problems.ForBindingFailure says the same thing in the shape everything else uses.
+            config.Errors.ProducesMetadataType = null;
+            config.Errors.ResponseBuilder =
+                static (_, context, statusCode) => Problems.ForBindingFailure(context, statusCode);
+
+            // Applied to every endpoint rather than endpoint by endpoint: the default is the dangerous
+            // one, so the safe choice has to be the one nobody can forget.
+            config.Endpoints.Configurator =
+                static endpoint => endpoint.RequestBinder(typeof(BodyOnlyRequestBinder<>));
+        });
 
-        // Registered as each feature lands:
-        //   Identity   — key rotation, devices, passphrase change
-        //   Directory  — public-key lookup
-        //   Vaults     — grants, rekey, ACL
-        //   Relay      — tickets and the WebSocket
-        //   Teams, Audit, Admin
         return app;
     }
 }
+
+/// <summary>
+/// Binds a request DTO from the JSON body and nothing else.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// <para>
+/// FastEndpoints' default binder deserialises the body and then writes route values, query-string
+/// parameters, headers, claims and cookies over the top, matching DTO properties by name. Minimal APIs
+/// bound a body parameter from the body alone, so leaving the default in place would silently widen
+/// every request: <c>?cursor=…</c> would override the cursor in a pull body, and — the reason this is
+/// not merely untidy — <c>?identityProviderToken=…</c> would let an ID token be supplied in a URL,
+/// where proxies, browser history and access logs all keep copies of it. This API takes some trouble to
+/// keep tokens out of logs; see <c>IncludeErrorDetails = false</c> in <see cref="Auth"/>.
+/// </para>
+/// <para>
+/// Route values are still read, deliberately and one at a time, with <c>Route&lt;T&gt;("name")</c> in
+/// the handlers that need one. That reads the route directly rather than through the DTO, so it is
+/// unaffected by this.
+/// </para>
+/// </remarks>
+/// <typeparam name="TRequest">The request DTO being bound.</typeparam>
+internal sealed class BodyOnlyRequestBinder<TRequest>()
+    : RequestBinder<TRequest>(BindingSource.JsonBody)
+    where TRequest : notnull;
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Json.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Json.cs
index 6c0fc19..634a6aa 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Json.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Json.cs
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ namespace DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 internal static class Json
 {
     /// <summary>
-    /// Applies <see cref="DodoSshJsonContext"/>'s settings to the minimal-API serialiser.
+    /// Applies <see cref="DodoSshJsonContext"/>'s settings to the host's serialiser.
     /// </summary>
     /// <remarks>
     /// <para>
@@ -22,6 +22,12 @@ internal static class Json
     /// serialised its requests with <c>PostAsJsonAsync</c>'s defaults, so both sides agreed on integers and
     /// nothing disagreed with anything.
     /// </para>
+    /// <para>
+    /// FastEndpoints does not use this <see cref="System.Text.Json.JsonSerializerOptions"/> instance. It
+    /// copies from it, once, while the pipeline is being built. That copy is undocumented and process-wide,
+    /// so <c>Setup/EndpointRegistration.cs</c> applies the same settings to it explicitly rather than
+    /// trusting it — which is the lesson of the paragraph above, applied to the mechanism that replaced it.
+    /// </para>
     /// </remarks>
     internal static IServiceCollection AddDodoJson(this IServiceCollection services) =>
         services.ConfigureHttpJsonOptions(options => DodoSshJsonContext.ApplyTo(options.SerializerOptions));
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/OpenApi.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/OpenApi.cs
index 70d7053..6d7ebab 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/OpenApi.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/OpenApi.cs
@@ -1,3 +1,7 @@
+using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.OpenApi;
+using Microsoft.OpenApi;
+
 namespace DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 
 /// <summary>
@@ -9,13 +13,15 @@ namespace DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
 /// contract change fails the pull request. The desktop client's actual contract is the
 /// <c>DodoSSH.Contracts</c> assembly, guarded by PublicApiAnalyzers.
 /// </remarks>
-internal static class OpenApi
+internal static partial class OpenApi
 {
     internal const string DocumentName = "v1";
 
     internal static IServiceCollection AddDodoOpenApi(this IServiceCollection services)
     {
-        services.AddOpenApi(DocumentName);
+        services.AddOpenApi(
+            DocumentName,
+            options => options.AddOperationTransformer<RouteParameterTransformer>());
 
         // Added in M1, once there are endpoints to describe:
         //   - a document transformer contributing the OAuth2 authorizationCode + PKCE
@@ -25,3 +31,88 @@ internal static class OpenApi
         return services;
     }
 }
+
+/// <summary>
+/// Declares the path parameters that the route template uses but no handler parameter binds.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// <para>
+/// Endpoints that need a route value read it with <c>Route&lt;T&gt;("name")</c> rather than binding it
+/// onto the request DTO, so nothing in the endpoint's signature mentions it and the generator emits
+/// <c>/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId}/sync/pull</c> with an empty <c>parameters</c> list. A template expression
+/// with no matching parameter is invalid OpenAPI, and no client generator can fill it in — which would
+/// quietly make the document useless for the third parties it exists for.
+/// </para>
+/// <para>
+/// The constraint survives in <c>ApiDescription.RelativePath</c> even though the document's path key
+/// strips it, which is what makes the type recoverable rather than guessed.
+/// </para>
+/// </remarks>
+internal sealed partial class RouteParameterTransformer : IOpenApiOperationTransformer
+{
+    /// <inheritdoc />
+    public Task TransformAsync(
+        OpenApiOperation operation,
+        OpenApiOperationTransformerContext context,
+        CancellationToken cancellationToken)
+    {
+        ArgumentNullException.ThrowIfNull(operation);
+        ArgumentNullException.ThrowIfNull(context);
+
+        var template = context.Description.RelativePath;
+        if (string.IsNullOrEmpty(template))
+        {
+            return Task.CompletedTask;
+        }
+
+        foreach (Match match in TemplateParameter().Matches(template))
+        {
+            var name = match.Groups["name"].Value;
+
+            var alreadyDeclared = operation.Parameters?.Any(
+                parameter => string.Equals(parameter.Name, name, StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase));
+
+            if (alreadyDeclared == true)
+            {
+                continue;
+            }
+
+            operation.Parameters ??= [];
+            operation.Parameters.Add(new OpenApiParameter
+            {
+                Name = name,
+                In = ParameterLocation.Path,
+
+                // A path parameter is required by definition; the specification rejects any other value.
+                Required = true,
+                Schema = SchemaFor(match.Groups["constraint"].Value),
+            });
+        }
+
+        return Task.CompletedTask;
+    }
+
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// Only the constraints this API actually uses are mapped. An unrecognised one becomes a plain
+    /// string, which is weaker than it could be but never wrong — the alternative, guessing, puts a type
+    /// in a published contract that the server does not enforce.
+    /// </remarks>
+    private static OpenApiSchema SchemaFor(string constraint) => constraint switch
+    {
+        "guid" => new OpenApiSchema { Type = JsonSchemaType.String, Format = "uuid" },
+        "int" => new OpenApiSchema { Type = JsonSchemaType.Integer, Format = "int32" },
+        "long" => new OpenApiSchema { Type = JsonSchemaType.Integer, Format = "int64" },
+        _ => new OpenApiSchema { Type = JsonSchemaType.String },
+    };
+
+    /// <summary>Matches <c>{name}</c> and <c>{name:constraint}</c>, ignoring catch-all and optional forms.</summary>
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// The timeout is there to satisfy MA0009 rather than because it can fire: the input is this
+    /// server's own route table, read once at document generation, and never anything a caller sent.
+    /// </remarks>
+    [GeneratedRegex(
+        @"\{(?<name>[A-Za-z_][A-Za-z0-9_]*)(?::(?<constraint>[^}]+))?\}",
+        RegexOptions.None,
+        matchTimeoutMilliseconds: 1000)]
+    private static partial Regex TemplateParameter();
+}
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Problems.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Problems.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d474f09
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/Setup/Problems.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+using System.Diagnostics;
+using DodoSSH.Contracts;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Http.HttpResults;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.WebUtilities;
+
+namespace DodoSSH.Api.Setup;
+
+/// <summary>
+/// The one shape every error this API returns takes.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// RFC 9457 with a root-level <c>code</c>. The prose is for whoever reads a log; the code is what the
+/// client branches on, which is why it is a constant in <see cref="ProblemCodes"/> and never a literal
+/// at the call site. Shared rather than duplicated per feature because there are now several endpoint
+/// classes per file, and a second copy is how two of them end up disagreeing.
+/// </remarks>
+internal static class Problems
+{
+    /// <summary>An error a handler decided on.</summary>
+    internal static ProblemHttpResult Coded(int statusCode, string code, string detail) =>
+        TypedResults.Problem(
+            detail: detail,
+            statusCode: statusCode,
+            type: ProblemCodes.TypeBaseUri + code,
+            extensions: new Dictionary<string, object?>(StringComparer.Ordinal) { ["code"] = code });
+
+    /// <summary>The same shape, for the one path that cannot return an <see cref="IResult"/>.</summary>
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// FastEndpoints answers a request whose body will not deserialise before any handler runs, through
+    /// a builder that returns a plain object rather than a result — so <see cref="Coded"/> cannot be
+    /// reused and the shape has to be spelled out. Replacing the default is not cosmetic: it announces
+    /// <c>application/problem+json</c> while sending something that is not a problem document, and it
+    /// puts the failing .NET type name on the wire, which is exactly what <c>IncludeErrorDetails =
+    /// false</c> on the bearer handler exists to prevent.
+    /// </remarks>
+    internal static CodedProblem ForBindingFailure(HttpContext context, int statusCode)
+    {
+        ArgumentNullException.ThrowIfNull(context);
+
+        return new CodedProblem(
+            Type: ProblemCodes.TypeBaseUri + ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest,
+            Title: ReasonPhrases.GetReasonPhrase(statusCode),
+            Status: statusCode,
+
+            // Deliberately says nothing about which member failed. The binder knows, but naming it
+            // describes the server's types rather than the caller's request.
+            Detail: "The request body could not be read. Check it against the contract for the server "
+                + "version reported by GET /api/v1/meta.",
+            Code: ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest,
+            TraceId: Activity.Current?.Id ?? context.TraceIdentifier);
+    }
+}
+
+/// <summary>A problem document written by something other than <c>TypedResults.Problem</c>.</summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// Member order here is member order on the wire, and the names match what
+/// <see cref="Microsoft.AspNetCore.Mvc.ProblemDetails"/> serialises to, so a client cannot tell which
+/// of the two produced a given response.
+/// </remarks>
+/// <param name="Type">The problem type URI, formed under <see cref="ProblemCodes.TypeBaseUri"/>.</param>
+/// <param name="Title">The status code's reason phrase.</param>
+/// <param name="Status">The HTTP status code.</param>
+/// <param name="Detail">Human-readable explanation. Never a secret and never a .NET type name.</param>
+/// <param name="Code">The stable code the client switches on.</param>
+/// <param name="TraceId">Correlates the response with the server's trace.</param>
+internal sealed record CodedProblem(
+    string Type,
+    string Title,
+    int Status,
+    string Detail,
+    string Code,
+    string? TraceId);
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Api/packages.lock.json b/src/DodoSSH.Api/packages.lock.json
index 073b494..c43c60a 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Api/packages.lock.json
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Api/packages.lock.json
@@ -2,6 +2,18 @@
   "version": 2,
   "dependencies": {
     "net10.0": {
+      "FastEndpoints": {
+        "type": "Direct",
+        "requested": "[8.2.0, )",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "NfsC7v8YDmZtBjWYs88+ef1/vnL+qGcw8FigGyNzJD8IVAG9ZSmtIKyLJu95BZjfAMwcGcjo+3qXsyC9L7SLlA==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "FastEndpoints.Attributes": "8.2.0",
+          "FastEndpoints.JobQueues": "8.2.0",
+          "FastEndpoints.Messaging": "8.2.0",
+          "FluentValidation": "12.1.1"
+        }
+      },
       "Meziantou.Analyzer": {
         "type": "Direct",
         "requested": "[3.0.134, )",
@@ -32,6 +44,43 @@
         "resolved": "5.6.0",
         "contentHash": "Kcobt3pnOdO0A+6CKiMHZdTEluJpsfxiV20axtZdmfBQnDmiWTKPJADlgAfdTuKNAnVarrkJa0UEGwuOo91muw=="
       },
+      "FastEndpoints.Attributes": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "ni128Yjqk5cAYTvkHqWvhCoFIDqUNstnNd7SljUKr3m8UdLDcZCUKy0lKe9W8R8KLTEdzwk0nufeZDb3MxAaDg=="
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.Core": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "jYC2hFYyH0Yfiv6ykR4SgctGu0Y1cx7gpiScRmdubepzGvPRysbNVNeysAKFg18ZP0PGXUharea3kcEAnJn8Iw=="
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.JobQueues": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "2ZhXE0Ghq+/TqsMP/3uy+XiT4FZRZ6+IFvnDfl+roSlhkgAO30g0SYob0eX3pEr93+KtT1trDSG2H+5rZHMTmA==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "FastEndpoints.Messaging": "8.2.0"
+        }
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.Messaging": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "5gyFV0GxY88WxxJZX4A+wY0a+wTpoloyyG+egJTiwZh9JrnDXgdMSKMzBf7ePi8vJUoGrVhcrJS4B+ThmUItqA==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "FastEndpoints.Core": "8.2.0",
+          "FastEndpoints.Messaging.Core": "8.2.0"
+        }
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.Messaging.Core": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "ubGKGIzdSos62ECTNkkPcHubBem7Nbi7T1+f+h6uHhZblwW56SOxeSzQMA3C7/2qIs94bVnlT0bFphcEewH4BQ=="
+      },
+      "FluentValidation": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "12.1.1",
+        "contentHash": "EPpkIe1yh1a0OXyC100oOA8WMbZvqUu5plwhvYcb7oSELfyUZzfxV48BLhvs3kKo4NwG7MGLNgy1RJiYtT8Dpw=="
+      },
       "Microsoft.Bcl.Cryptography": {
         "type": "Transitive",
         "resolved": "10.0.2",
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/ProblemCodes.cs b/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/ProblemCodes.cs
index ede158f..ab5ba9c 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/ProblemCodes.cs
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/ProblemCodes.cs
@@ -54,6 +54,18 @@ public static class ProblemCodes
     /// </remarks>
     public const string InvalidDeviceRegistration = "invalid-device-registration";
 
+    /// <summary>
+    /// The request body could not be read at all: malformed JSON, or a property the server does not
+    /// know.
+    /// </summary>
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// A contract mismatch rather than a rejected value. The request never reached a handler, so no
+    /// field-level detail is offered and none should be inferred from its absence. Compare the request
+    /// against the <c>DodoSSH.Contracts</c> assembly for the server version <c>GET /api/v1/meta</c>
+    /// reports.
+    /// </remarks>
+    public const string MalformedRequest = "malformed-request";
+
     /// <summary>The relay refused the requested target. Never states why, to avoid a probe oracle.</summary>
     public const string RelayTargetRejected = "relay-target-rejected";
 
diff --git a/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/PublicAPI.Unshipped.txt b/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/PublicAPI.Unshipped.txt
index a701a52..3ff7037 100644
--- a/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/PublicAPI.Unshipped.txt
+++ b/src/DodoSSH.Contracts/PublicAPI.Unshipped.txt
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@ const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.IdentityBindingInvalid = "identity-binding-
 const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.InvalidCursor = "invalid-cursor" -> string!
 const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.InvalidDeviceRegistration = "invalid-device-registration" -> string!
 const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.InvalidEnrollment = "invalid-enrollment" -> string!
+const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest = "malformed-request" -> string!
 const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.PushBatchTooLarge = "push-batch-too-large" -> string!
 const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.RelayLimitReached = "relay-limit-reached" -> string!
 const DodoSSH.Contracts.ProblemCodes.RelayTargetRejected = "relay-target-rejected" -> string!
diff --git a/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/EndpointInventoryTests.cs b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/EndpointInventoryTests.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ee2ea71
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/EndpointInventoryTests.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,151 @@
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Authorization;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Http;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Http.Metadata;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Routing;
+using Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection;
+using Shouldly;
+using Xunit;
+
+namespace DodoSSH.Api.Tests;
+
+/// <summary>
+/// Every route the server exposes, and the authorization decision behind each one.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// <para>
+/// The inventory test ADR 0002 asked for. Endpoints are registered from an explicit type list in
+/// <c>Setup/EndpointRegistration.cs</c> rather than found by scanning, which trades one failure mode for
+/// another: nothing can appear by accident, but a type left off the list is a route that quietly does
+/// not exist, with no compile error and — without this test — no failure either. Asserting the whole set
+/// rather than a subset is the point. A new endpoint cannot ship until somebody writes down, here, who
+/// is allowed to call it.
+/// </para>
+/// <para>
+/// It is also the only coverage <c>/api/v1/meta</c> and <c>/.well-known/dodossh-configuration</c> have
+/// in <em>this</em> assembly — <c>DodoSSH.SystemTests</c> does fetch both anonymously, but that suite
+/// needs a Docker daemon and several containers, so it is not what a developer runs before pushing.
+/// Both are anonymous only because they say so, and a client has nothing to authenticate with at the
+/// point it reads them, so a 401 on either is unrecoverable rather than merely wrong.
+/// </para>
+/// <para>
+/// What this does <em>not</em> cover: <see cref="Describe"/> reads only <see cref="IAuthorizeData.Policy"/>,
+/// so a role, claim, scope or authentication-scheme requirement could be added or removed without
+/// failing here. Nothing uses those today; the day something does, this table needs a column.
+/// </para>
+/// </remarks>
+[Collection(ApiCollection.Name)]
+public sealed class EndpointInventoryTests(ApiFixture fixture)
+{
+    private static readonly string[] Expected =
+    [
+        // Anonymous by necessity: discovery has to work before a token exists.
+        "GET /api/v1/meta name=GetMeta tags= policies= anon=True",
+        "GET /.well-known/dodossh-configuration name=GetDodoSshConfiguration tags= policies= anon=True",
+
+        // Authenticated, not Enrolled: these three are how a caller discovers it must enroll, does so,
+        // and — for revocation — withdraws a lost machine even if its enrollment state is in doubt.
+        "GET /api/v1/me name=GetMe tags=Identity policies=Authenticated anon=False",
+        "POST /api/v1/me/enrollment name=Enroll tags=Identity policies=Authenticated anon=False",
+        "DELETE /api/v1/me/devices/{deviceId:guid} name=RevokeDevice tags=Identity policies=Authenticated anon=False",
+
+        // The one endpoint in the /me area that needs a key bundle to already exist.
+        "POST /api/v1/me/devices name=RegisterDevice tags=Identity policies=Authenticated,Enrolled anon=False",
+
+        // Enrolled: a caller with no identity key can neither write ciphertext anyone can read nor read
+        // what is there.
+        "POST /api/v1/vaults/{vaultId:guid}/sync/pull name=SyncPull tags=Sync policies=Enrolled anon=False",
+        "POST /api/v1/vaults/{vaultId:guid}/sync/push name=SyncPush tags=Sync policies=Enrolled anon=False",
+
+        // Anonymous on purpose, and load-bearing: DodoSSH.SystemTests waits on /healthz/ready before any
+        // token exists, and an orchestrator probe that needs credentials reports the wrong thing.
+        // MapHealthChecks constrains no verb, hence ANY.
+        "ANY /healthz/live name= tags= policies= anon=True",
+        "ANY /healthz/ready name= tags= policies= anon=True",
+        "ANY /healthz/startup name= tags= policies= anon=True",
+
+        // Not ours. FastEndpoints maps this one itself, in every environment, with no way to opt out; it
+        // answers with the server's whole endpoint-name-to-route table. It stays registered and is
+        // short-circuited to 404 instead — see RouteTableIsNotReachable below. Listed so that a version
+        // bump which adds a second hidden route, or renames this one out from under the block, fails
+        // here rather than in production.
+        "GET _test_url_cache_ name= tags= policies= anon=False",
+    ];
+
+    [Fact]
+    public void TheServerExposesExactlyTheEndpointsWeMeantTo()
+    {
+        // Forces the pipeline to be built. FastEndpoints registers its routes when the application is
+        // built, not when its services are, so resolving the data sources from an unstarted host finds
+        // the health checks and nothing else.
+        using var client = fixture.CreateClient();
+
+        var actual = fixture.Services.GetServices<EndpointDataSource>()
+            .SelectMany(source => source.Endpoints)
+            .OfType<RouteEndpoint>()
+            .Select(Describe)
+            .Order(StringComparer.Ordinal)
+            .ToArray();
+
+        actual.ShouldBe([.. Expected.Order(StringComparer.Ordinal)]);
+    }
+
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// <para>
+    /// Distinct from the inventory above, which only proves the route is registered. This proves it does
+    /// not answer.
+    /// </para>
+    /// <para>
+    /// Every spelling routing accepts is asserted, not just the canonical one. Routing matches literal
+    /// segments case-insensitively and tolerates a trailing slash, so a block that compares the request
+    /// path with <c>StringComparison.Ordinal</c> passes a canonical-spelling test while leaving the
+    /// listing fully readable at <c>/_TEST_URL_CACHE_</c>. That is not hypothetical — it is what the
+    /// first version of this guard did, and a single-spelling test is what let it look correct.
+    /// </para>
+    /// </remarks>
+    [Theory]
+    [InlineData("/_test_url_cache_")]
+    [InlineData("/_TEST_URL_CACHE_")]
+    [InlineData("/_Test_Url_Cache_")]
+    [InlineData("/_test_url_cache_/")]
+    public async Task RouteTableIsNotReachable(string path)
+    {
+        // Authenticated on purpose: the deny-by-default policy already stops an anonymous caller, so a
+        // 404 for one would prove nothing about whether the listing is exposed.
+        var client = fixture.CreateClientFor(subject: $"route-table-{Guid.CreateVersion7()}");
+
+        var response = await client.GetAsync(
+            new Uri(path, UriKind.Relative),
+            TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+
+        response.StatusCode.ShouldBe(System.Net.HttpStatusCode.NotFound);
+
+        // A 404 with the listing in the body would satisfy the status assertion on its own.
+        var body = await response.Content.ReadAsStringAsync(TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+        body.ShouldNotContain("Endpoint", Case.Insensitive);
+    }
+
+    private static string Describe(RouteEndpoint endpoint)
+    {
+        var methods = endpoint.Metadata.GetMetadata<HttpMethodMetadata>()?.HttpMethods;
+        var verbs = methods is { Count: > 0 } ? string.Join(",", methods) : "ANY";
+
+        var name = endpoint.Metadata.GetMetadata<IEndpointNameMetadata>()?.EndpointName ?? string.Empty;
+        var tags = string.Join(",", endpoint.Metadata.GetMetadata<ITagsMetadata>()?.Tags ?? []);
+
+        // FastEndpoints adds a synthetic "epPolicy:<full type name>" beside the named policies, and
+        // including it would couple this table to endpoint class names. Dropping it is not free: that
+        // policy is also where FastEndpoints folds Roles(), Claims() and Permissions(), so those become
+        // invisible here. Nothing calls them — the two named policies carry the whole authorization
+        // decision — and the class remarks say so, rather than this filter pretending it discards nothing.
+        var policies = string.Join(
+            ",",
+            endpoint.Metadata.OfType<IAuthorizeData>()
+                .Select(data => data.Policy)
+                .Where(policy => !string.IsNullOrEmpty(policy))
+                .Where(policy => !policy!.StartsWith("epPolicy:", StringComparison.Ordinal)));
+
+        var anonymous = endpoint.Metadata.GetMetadata<IAllowAnonymous>() is not null;
+
+        return $"{verbs} {endpoint.RoutePattern.RawText} name={name} tags={tags} policies={policies} anon={anonymous}";
+    }
+}
diff --git a/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/OpenApiDocumentTests.cs b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/OpenApiDocumentTests.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b54ba28
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/OpenApiDocumentTests.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,103 @@
+using System.Text.Json;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.OpenApi;
+using Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection;
+using Microsoft.OpenApi;
+using Shouldly;
+using Xunit;
+
+namespace DodoSSH.Api.Tests;
+
+/// <summary>
+/// The generated OpenAPI document, which ADR 0002 promises to third parties and a future CLI.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// Generated through <see cref="IOpenApiDocumentProvider"/> rather than fetched from
+/// <c>/openapi/v1.json</c>: that route is mapped only in Development and sits behind the deny-by-default
+/// policy, so it is not reachable from this fixture. The document is the same one either way.
+/// </remarks>
+[Collection(ApiCollection.Name)]
+public sealed class OpenApiDocumentTests(ApiFixture fixture)
+{
+    [Theory]
+    [InlineData("/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId}/sync/pull", "post", "vaultId")]
+    [InlineData("/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId}/sync/push", "post", "vaultId")]
+    [InlineData("/api/v1/me/devices/{deviceId}", "delete", "deviceId")]
+    public async Task RouteParametersAreDeclared(string path, string verb, string parameterName)
+    {
+        // These endpoints read their route value with Route<T>("name") rather than binding it onto the
+        // request DTO, so nothing in the endpoint signature mentions it and the generator emits the path
+        // template with no matching parameter — which is invalid OpenAPI and unusable by any client
+        // generator. RouteParameterTransformer puts them back; without it this document silently rots.
+        var document = await GenerateAsync();
+
+        var operation = document
+            .GetProperty("paths").GetProperty(path).GetProperty(verb);
+
+        var parameters = operation.GetProperty("parameters").EnumerateArray()
+            .Where(p => string.Equals(p.GetProperty("in").GetString(), "path", StringComparison.Ordinal))
+            .ToArray();
+
+        var declared = parameters.SingleOrDefault(
+            p => string.Equals(p.GetProperty("name").GetString(), parameterName, StringComparison.Ordinal));
+
+        declared.ValueKind.ShouldNotBe(JsonValueKind.Undefined, $"{verb} {path} declares no {parameterName}");
+        declared.GetProperty("required").GetBoolean().ShouldBeTrue();
+
+        // Recovered from the :guid route constraint, not guessed from the name.
+        declared.GetProperty("schema").GetProperty("format").GetString().ShouldBe("uuid");
+    }
+
+    [Fact]
+    public async Task EveryPathTemplateExpressionHasAParameter()
+    {
+        // The general form of the rule above: no operation may name a template expression it does not
+        // declare. Asserted over the whole document so a new endpoint cannot reintroduce the defect.
+        var document = await GenerateAsync();
+
+        var offenders = new List<string>();
+
+        foreach (var path in document.GetProperty("paths").EnumerateObject())
+        {
+            var expected = path.Name.Split('/')
+                .Where(segment => segment.StartsWith('{') && segment.EndsWith('}'))
+                .Select(segment => segment[1..^1])
+                .ToArray();
+
+            if (expected.Length == 0)
+            {
+                continue;
+            }
+
+            foreach (var operation in path.Value.EnumerateObject())
+            {
+                var declared = operation.Value.TryGetProperty("parameters", out var parameters)
+                    ? parameters.EnumerateArray()
+                        .Where(p => string.Equals(p.GetProperty("in").GetString(), "path", StringComparison.Ordinal))
+                        .Select(p => p.GetProperty("name").GetString())
+                        .ToArray()
+                    : [];
+
+                offenders.AddRange(
+                    expected.Except(declared, StringComparer.Ordinal)
+                        .Select(missing => $"{operation.Name.ToUpperInvariant()} {path.Name} -> {missing}"));
+            }
+        }
+
+        offenders.ShouldBeEmpty();
+    }
+
+    private async Task<JsonElement> GenerateAsync()
+    {
+        await using var scope = fixture.CreateScope();
+        // Keyed on the document name: AddOpenApi registers one provider per document.
+        var provider = scope.ServiceProvider.GetRequiredKeyedService<IOpenApiDocumentProvider>("v1");
+
+        var document = await provider.GetOpenApiDocumentAsync(TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+
+        var json = await document.SerializeAsJsonAsync(
+            OpenApiSpecVersion.OpenApi3_1,
+            TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+
+        return JsonDocument.Parse(json).RootElement;
+    }
+}
diff --git a/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/RequestBindingTests.cs b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/RequestBindingTests.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e5d9838
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/RequestBindingTests.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,173 @@
+using System.Net;
+using System.Text;
+using DodoSSH.Contracts;
+using DodoSSH.Domain;
+using DodoSSH.Infrastructure;
+using Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection;
+using Shouldly;
+using Xunit;
+
+namespace DodoSSH.Api.Tests;
+
+/// <summary>
+/// What the server answers when a request body cannot be read at all.
+/// </summary>
+/// <remarks>
+/// <para>
+/// This is the one error the endpoint framework produces rather than a handler, so it is the one place
+/// the problem-document contract could drift without any other test noticing. The strict
+/// unmapped-member rule in particular has never had a test: it is configured in
+/// <see cref="DodoSshJsonContext"/>, applied by <c>AddDodoJson</c>, and until now nothing asserted the
+/// server actually enforced it.
+/// </para>
+/// <para>
+/// Enrollment is the subject only because it is a POST with a body that an authenticated caller can
+/// reach without being enrolled. Nothing here is about enrollment.
+/// </para>
+/// </remarks>
+[Collection(ApiCollection.Name)]
+public sealed class RequestBindingTests(ApiFixture fixture)
+{
+    private const string EnrollUrl = "/api/v1/me/enrollment";
+
+    [Fact]
+    public async Task AnUnknownJsonMemberIsRejected()
+    {
+        // A misspelled or renamed client property must be a 400, not a silently missing value that
+        // shows up later as data loss.
+        var problem = await PostRawAsync("""{"statement":null,"thisMemberDoesNotExist":1}""");
+
+        problem.Code.ShouldBe(ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest);
+    }
+
+    [Fact]
+    public async Task MalformedJsonIsRejected()
+    {
+        var problem = await PostRawAsync("""{"statement":""" + " ");
+
+        problem.Code.ShouldBe(ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest);
+    }
+
+    [Fact]
+    public async Task ANumberSentAsAStringIsRejected()
+    {
+        // JsonNumberHandling.Strict. The web defaults would read "1" as 1, which is how two
+        // implementations end up disagreeing about what a number is.
+        //
+        // keyGeneration is reached through statement on purpose: it is a member of KeyStatement, not of
+        // EnrollmentRequest, so posting it at the top level is rejected as an unmapped member and never
+        // reaches a number-parsing decision at all. This test asserted nothing until that was spotted.
+        var problem = await PostRawAsync("""{"statement":{"keyGeneration":"1"}}""");
+
+        problem.Code.ShouldBe(ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest);
+    }
+
+    [Fact]
+    public async Task TheQueryStringCannotSupplyRequestFields()
+    {
+        // FastEndpoints' default binder writes query-string values over the deserialised body; minimal
+        // APIs read the body alone. Left on, that would let ?identityProviderToken=... put an ID token
+        // in a URL, and from there into every proxy log and browser history on the path.
+        //
+        // Asserted on the cursor because it is the one field where the two behaviours give visibly
+        // different answers: a body cursor of null means "start from the beginning" and succeeds, while
+        // the garbage in the query string fails its integrity tag. A test on enrollment could not tell
+        // the difference — every malformed enrollment is rejected either way.
+        var (subject, vaultId) = await SeedUserWithVaultAsync();
+        var client = fixture.CreateClientFor(subject);
+
+        var response = await client.PostContractAsync(
+            $"/api/v1/vaults/{vaultId}/sync/pull?cursor=bm90LWEtcmVhbC1jdXJzb3I",
+            new SyncPullRequest(Cursor: null, Limit: null, EntityTypes: null));
+
+        response.StatusCode.ShouldBe(HttpStatusCode.OK);
+    }
+
+    [Fact]
+    public async Task TheRejectionIsARfc9457ProblemDocument()
+    {
+        // The framework's own binding-failure body is neither a problem document nor free of .NET type
+        // names, despite being served as application/problem+json. Asserted in full here because this
+        // response is assembled by hand rather than by TypedResults.Problem, so nothing else keeps the
+        // two shapes in step.
+        var client = fixture.CreateClientFor(subject: $"binding-{Guid.CreateVersion7()}");
+        using var content = new StringContent(
+            """{"nope":1}""",
+            Encoding.UTF8,
+            "application/json");
+
+        var response = await client.PostAsync(
+            new Uri(EnrollUrl, UriKind.Relative),
+            content,
+            TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+
+        response.StatusCode.ShouldBe(HttpStatusCode.BadRequest);
+        response.Content.Headers.ContentType?.MediaType.ShouldBe("application/problem+json");
+
+        var body = await response.Content.ReadAsStringAsync(TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+        body.ShouldNotContain("DodoSSH.Contracts", Case.Sensitive);
+
+        var problem = await response.Content.ReadProblemAsync();
+        problem.ShouldNotBeNull();
+        problem.Type.ShouldBe(ProblemCodes.TypeBaseUri + ProblemCodes.MalformedRequest);
+        problem.Detail.ShouldNotBeNullOrWhiteSpace();
+    }
+
+    /// <remarks>
+    /// Seeded directly rather than driven through the enrollment endpoint, for the reason
+    /// <see cref="Seed"/> gives: a failure here should mean the binder is wrong, not that enrollment is.
+    /// </remarks>
+    private async Task<(string Subject, Guid VaultId)> SeedUserWithVaultAsync()
+    {
+        var subject = $"binding-{Guid.CreateVersion7():N}";
+        var now = TimeProvider.System.GetUtcNow();
+
+        await using var scope = fixture.CreateScope();
+        var database = scope.ServiceProvider.GetRequiredService<DodoDbContext>();
+
+        var user = new UserAccount
+        {
+            Id = Guid.CreateVersion7(),
+            Issuer = fixture.IdentityProvider.Authority,
+            Subject = subject,
+            Status = UserStatus.Active,
+            CreatedAtUtc = now,
+            UpdatedAtUtc = now,
+        };
+
+        var vault = new Vault
+        {
+            Id = Guid.CreateVersion7(),
+            Name = "Personal",
+            OwnerKind = VaultOwnerKind.Personal,
+            OwnerUserId = user.Id,
+            KeyGeneration = 1,
+            CreatedAtUtc = now,
+            UpdatedAtUtc = now,
+        };
+
+        database.Users.Add(user);
+        database.UserKeys.Add(Seed.CurrentKey(user.Id, now));
+        database.Vaults.Add(vault);
+        await database.SaveChangesAsync(TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+
+        return (subject, vault.Id);
+    }
+
+    private async Task<JsonProblem> PostRawAsync(string json, string query = "")
+    {
+        var client = fixture.CreateClientFor(subject: $"binding-{Guid.CreateVersion7()}");
+        using var content = new StringContent(json, Encoding.UTF8, "application/json");
+
+        var response = await client.PostAsync(
+            new Uri(EnrollUrl + query, UriKind.Relative),
+            content,
+            TestContext.Current.CancellationToken);
+
+        response.StatusCode.ShouldBe(HttpStatusCode.BadRequest);
+
+        var problem = await response.Content.ReadProblemAsync();
+        problem.ShouldNotBeNull();
+        return problem;
+    }
+}
diff --git a/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/packages.lock.json b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/packages.lock.json
index a73efe1..ef9ee38 100644
--- a/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/packages.lock.json
+++ b/tests/DodoSSH.Api.Tests/packages.lock.json
@@ -169,6 +169,49 @@
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       },
+      "FastEndpoints.Attributes": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "ni128Yjqk5cAYTvkHqWvhCoFIDqUNstnNd7SljUKr3m8UdLDcZCUKy0lKe9W8R8KLTEdzwk0nufeZDb3MxAaDg==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "Microsoft.Extensions.Primitives": "10.0.9"
+        }
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.Core": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "jYC2hFYyH0Yfiv6ykR4SgctGu0Y1cx7gpiScRmdubepzGvPRysbNVNeysAKFg18ZP0PGXUharea3kcEAnJn8Iw=="
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.JobQueues": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "2ZhXE0Ghq+/TqsMP/3uy+XiT4FZRZ6+IFvnDfl+roSlhkgAO30g0SYob0eX3pEr93+KtT1trDSG2H+5rZHMTmA==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "FastEndpoints.Messaging": "8.2.0",
+          "Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection.Abstractions": "10.0.9",
+          "Microsoft.Extensions.Hosting.Abstractions": "10.0.9"
+        }
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.Messaging": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "5gyFV0GxY88WxxJZX4A+wY0a+wTpoloyyG+egJTiwZh9JrnDXgdMSKMzBf7ePi8vJUoGrVhcrJS4B+ThmUItqA==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "FastEndpoints.Core": "8.2.0",
+          "FastEndpoints.Messaging.Core": "8.2.0",
+          "Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection.Abstractions": "10.0.9"
+        }
+      },
+      "FastEndpoints.Messaging.Core": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "ubGKGIzdSos62ECTNkkPcHubBem7Nbi7T1+f+h6uHhZblwW56SOxeSzQMA3C7/2qIs94bVnlT0bFphcEewH4BQ=="
+      },
+      "FluentValidation": {
+        "type": "Transitive",
+        "resolved": "12.1.1",
+        "contentHash": "EPpkIe1yh1a0OXyC100oOA8WMbZvqUu5plwhvYcb7oSELfyUZzfxV48BLhvs3kKo4NwG7MGLNgy1RJiYtT8Dpw=="
+      },
       "GraphQL": {
         "type": "Transitive",
         "resolved": "8.5.0",
@@ -1668,6 +1711,7 @@
           "DodoSSH.Crypto": "[1.0.0, )",
           "DodoSSH.Domain": "[1.0.0, )",
           "DodoSSH.Infrastructure": "[1.0.0, )",
+          "FastEndpoints": "[8.2.0, )",
           "Microsoft.AspNetCore.Authentication.JwtBearer": "[10.0.10, )",
           "Microsoft.AspNetCore.OpenApi": "[10.0.10, )"
         }
@@ -1709,6 +1753,18 @@
           "Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection.Abstractions": "10.0.1"
         }
       },
+      "FastEndpoints": {
+        "type": "CentralTransitive",
+        "requested": "[8.2.0, )",
+        "resolved": "8.2.0",
+        "contentHash": "NfsC7v8YDmZtBjWYs88+ef1/vnL+qGcw8FigGyNzJD8IVAG9ZSmtIKyLJu95BZjfAMwcGcjo+3qXsyC9L7SLlA==",
+        "dependencies": {
+          "FastEndpoints.Attributes": "8.2.0",
+          "FastEndpoints.JobQueues": "8.2.0",
+          "FastEndpoints.Messaging": "8.2.0",
+          "FluentValidation": "12.1.1"
+        }
+      },
       "libsodium": {
         "type": "CentralTransitive",
         "requested": "[1.0.22, )",